• people: you have to be more lady like
  • me: suck my dick

troyyy:

play this at my funeral

(Source: gnarltonbanks)


jiggawhat:

imboredwhatever:

omfg last year i had this roommate that randomly liked to practice giving birth for fun

I CANT BREATHE OFMG 

(Source: peachpup)


“I’m basically just teaching you guys how to curl my hair.” (x)

(Source: skillsy75)

Me after a haircut:
  • me to the hairdresser: thankyou so much, this is perfect, the best haircut ever!
  • me on the inside: WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE, GLUE IT BACK ON, I WANT A REFUND

why wont you bump into me on the street and ask for my number and take me out for coffee and fall in love with me what am i doing wrong

(Source: deerstagram)

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