- people: you have to be more lady like
- me: suck my dick
omfg last year i had this roommate that randomly liked to practice giving birth for fun
I CANT BREATHE OFMG
- me to the hairdresser: thankyou so much, this is perfect, the best haircut ever!
- me on the inside: WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE, GLUE IT BACK ON, I WANT A REFUND
why wont you bump into me on the street and ask for my number and take me out for coffee and fall in love with me what am i doing wrong